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FAQ

Q: What is HotDamnTV? Why should I care?
A: We're a production company based in Southern California, and you should care because we've already produced a successful series called Crafty. Also we have our own Panasonic GH4, neato.
Q: What are you guys currently working on? I care so much!!!
A: We appreciate your enthusiasm. Our current project is "What's On Draft?", a new series all about brewers & craft beer.
Q: Why don't you produce comedy sketches anymore?
A: The cutthroat nature of the internet sketch comedy game proved too intense for us. Our "What's On Draft?" series will occasionally put out beer themed comedy sketches, though.
Q: I see that Aaron Ryder, Russell Carpenter, John Landis, Edgar Wright, Madelyn Marie, Mega64, derrickcomedy, and Bob $tencil have all made cameos in your videos. Why aren't you guys famous?
A: We are famous. Why else would you be on our website right now?
Q: I loved it when you posted original comics on your blog, but why don't you do it more often?
A: The blog is dead, long live the blog. Also we're not talented enough to draw funny comics consistently. For hilarious comics on a regular basis, visit our talented cartoonist friends at ToonHole by clicking here.
Q: Why are you guys so obsessed with beer?
A: In 2014, craft beer sales generated over $600 million in revenue in San Diego alone. It also tastes amazing.
Q: What does the scouter say about your power level?
A: Last time we checked it was 8,999.

Videos

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About Us

HotDamnTV LLC is a Television and New Media production company based in San Diego. Originally focusing on sketch comedy at its inception in 2007, HotDamnTV has since shifted focus to reality television, and shortform content production for online distribution. After producing the successful reality series "Crafty", HotDamnTV began developing a new series called "What's On Draft?", which is currently in production.
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Tom Keliinoi (Founder/ Creative Director)

TK worked as a camera operator / grip in Los Angeles for a number of years before moving to San Diego to develop "What's on Draft?". He wrote, directed, and produced the "Crafty" reality series, and he once rescued a lost cat before the owners knew it was missing.

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Aaron Mayer (Producer)

Aaron served as host and co-producer on the "Crafty" series, and is currently associate producer on the "What's On Draft?" show. He is also the head brewer of Acoustic Ales Brewing Experiment in San Diego.

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Grant Paulis (Producer)

Grant also hosted and co-produced "Crafty" alongside Aaron. He enjoys homebrewing, and currently works as a camera operator in Los Angeles. He moonlights as a part-time veterinarian, and he is definitely not a real sommelier.

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Tysan Budd (Camera Operator)

Tysan works as a camera operator in Los Angeles for Hallmark, NFL Network, and more. His dad is John Travolta's stunt double, isn't that weird?



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Alexander Wolf (Writer)

Alex can deadlift 435 pounds, beat you at Battlefield 4, and he's also very funny. He served as guest host on the Coronado Brewing Company episode of Crafty.

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