Original comedy sketches and blog posts (nsfw, lol)
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FAQ / Blog
Q: WHERE IS HOTDAMNTV'S BLOG!?!?!? I care so much!!!
A: We appreciate your enthusiasm. It's RIGHT HERE.
Q: What the hell is HotDamnTV? Why should I care?
A: We're a sketch comedy group based in southern California, and you should care because our videos are better than 90% of all the cancer on Youtube. Also our blog is funny.
Q: I see that Aaron Ryder, Russell Carpenter, John Landis, Edgar Wright, Madelyn Marie, Mega64, derrickcomedy, and Bob $tencil have all made cameos in your videos. Why aren't you guys famous?
A: Because Ben Savage, Megan Fox, and Josh Brolin teamed up to have us all blacklisted.
Q: Are you guys qualified to be making comedy lulz? Let's see some credentials.
A: TK has a Bachelor's in TV-Film and used to work at NBC and Girls Gone Wild, Alex was voted Class Clown senior year of High School, Grant was on MTV's Next, and Chris wears women's clothing.
Q: That's not that impressive. Show me some more credentials or I'm leaving your website forever.
A: HotDamnTV has been seen on ABC Nightline, Gawwk, Youtube, Know Your Meme, Facebook, Reddit, Fark, Blogspot, Hulu, Digg, 105.3's Mikey Morning Show, Spiked Humor, Celebuzz, 4chanarchive.org, NBC.com, Funny or Die, G4, and Yahoo! News.
Q: omg I was totally in that one video that you guys
shot, when are you going to post it so I can show my friends
lol?
A: Whenever we feel like it.
Q: I love it when you post original comics on your blog, but why don't you do it more often?
A: We're not talented enough to draw funny stuff consistently. For hilarious comics on a regular basis, go here.
Q: Is TK actually going to shoot a sex tape with Megan Fox?
A: It will require a little bit of extra paperwork, since Megan Fox is a SAG actress and all of HotDamnTV's videos are non-union, but it's doable. We're still waiting for Lorrie and Chuck (Fox's agents at ICM) to return our calls.
Q: What does the scouter say about your guys' power levels lol?
A: Last time we checked it was 8,999.
Videos
Pepsi vs. Coke
A Great Tragedy
So Cal Tsunami Relief
Eclipse - Tent Scene
Eclipse - Tent Bloopers
Grant At The Morgue
The Sexy Pizzaboy
Epic Fail - 3OH!3
In Loving Memory
Interview-Madelyn Marie
Worst Concert Ever
Interview - Tech N9ne
Slug Bug Apocalypse
Routine Oil Change
HotDamnTV's Big Raffle
Beer Pong Fail - Summer
Portopong - Deleted Scenes
A Father's Legacy
Sneaking Into Comic-Con
Carls Jr Footlong Burger
Worst Brother Ever
Happy Father's Day!
Google Adsense Money
Satan's Missionaries
Missionaries - Bloopers
Help Your Sex Life!
Immaculate Conception
HotDamnTV @ Tonight Show
TK's First Rave
Origin of the Common Cold
Crime Tutorial-Left on Red
HotDamnTVs 2010 Resolutions
Good Cop, Great Cop
Lobster Christmas
New Moon Trailer Parody
iPhone Commercial
Comic Con Virgin - Part 3
Comic Con Virgin - Part 2
Megan Fox Sextape
Epic Fail - John Landis
Epic Fail - Ryder/Carpenter
Real Life - Snipers
Inept 911 Operator
Brad's Garage
Brad's Kitchen
Sarah McDowd <3 HotDamnTV
International Roulette
USA - The Smartest Nation
Crime Tutorial-Avoiding DUIs
Crime Tutorial - Food Stamps
Crime Tutorial - Free Food
Michael Phelps Video Dailies
NorCal Is Hella Gay
The Tranny
Almost Porn! 7
Almost Porn! 5
Almost Porn! 1
Beer Pong Fail
Egg Yolk In A Jar!
Douchebags
Legalize PCP!
Boris' Moving Company
Reefer - Feast of Death
Conan O'Brien Commercial
Lactose Tolerance
The World's Angriest Man
A Typical Day for Chris
A Motherfucking Montage
Hobos!
Pimp My Sandwich
The Origin of HotDamnTV
HotDamnTV's First Picture!
Contact Us
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About Us
If you really want to know what we're all about, this video will give you a good idea. But if you're interested in where we come from, read on: Tom Keliinoi (TK) made the hit Almost Porn! series with Adam Rebottaro in Kansas City in 2006, and when TK moved back to San Diego he formed HotDamnTV with Alex and Chris in 2007. Today, with the additional help of Grant, HotDamnTV continues to create original comedy blogs and videos, in the hopes of bringing delicious lulz to all the college / high school kids in the United States (and parts of France, specifically the parts with Ava in them). HotDamnTV's brand of comedy is offensive to some people because of: rape jokes, incest jokes, animal cruelty, borderline racism, blasphemy, and constant drug references. This is because we are desperate attention-whores who will do literally anything for a laugh.
Tom Keliinoi (Creative Director)
TK recieved his B.A. in TV-Film from CSU Fullerton in 2009. He likes to live on the edge, and he's so cool that he listens to music that hasn't even been recorded yet. And that's right ladies, he's single.
Alexander Wolf (Head Writer)
Alex can deadlift 435 pounds, kick your ass at Call Of Duty, and he's also very funny. One of his life goals is to be in a situation that requires him to dive into a body of water with a knife in his mouth.
Grant Paulis (Sommelier)
Grant almost has a Bachelor's Degree, but not quite. In our videos, he fights robots and sells drugs to undercover cops. Also he is a part-time veterinarian, and he too is single.
Chris Teagno (Actor / Writer)
Chris used to ride the short bus with TK. (That's right, they were in Special Ed together, wanna fight about it?) He lives every day like it's his last, and he's totally bffs with Ben Savage.
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